Dude, Watch Your Skirt!
When I was a kid, I often wondered why wasn't I borned a boy... There are so many inconveniences associated with being a girl... We have to suffer the inconvenience and sometimes pain of having menses, the excruciating pain of childbirth and the humility which comes with being the physically weaker sex ... So why wasn't I borned a boy? According to my parents, my balls dropped off in my haste to reach the birth canal... Yup, tall stories parents tell their children...
Now that I'm much older, I still bear a lingering sense of indignance... Just why wasn't I borned a dude?! More specifically, I would like to be borned an alpha dude... Given my straightforward and say it as it is character, many people have found it hard to picture me as a 'normal girl'... How in the world am I expected to feel like a girl when I have guys telling me 'hey you speak like my friend, a guy!' and have most of my closest guy friends treat me like a brother?
Also, there are just too many advantages associated with being an alpha dude... Tall, square jawed, broad shoulders, suave, eloquent, educated - the kind of guy who's every girl's dream and every guy's envy... The kind of guy who will rise to become the leader of the pack even if his capabilities may fall short of it... Appearance, afterall, is what makes the subconscious tick...
A dude in general can say things which would have been deemed unbecoming if it were to come out of a girl's mouth... Just a while ago, a friend told me a certain blah blah... My first thought was 'You lucky bastard' but of course that phrase never came out of my mouth... Although I didn't literally mean that my friend was a bastard but what I really meant was that she's unbelievably lucky... As a girl, I'm compelled to say 'wow that's nice' and not 'you lucky bastard!' That's the difference...
Oh well, I think I'm actually getting a little incoherent and I guess I shall stop here now to avoid endless ranting... For the deluded, no I'm not hinting at a sex change...
Just blogging
Now that I'm much older, I still bear a lingering sense of indignance... Just why wasn't I borned a dude?! More specifically, I would like to be borned an alpha dude... Given my straightforward and say it as it is character, many people have found it hard to picture me as a 'normal girl'... How in the world am I expected to feel like a girl when I have guys telling me 'hey you speak like my friend, a guy!' and have most of my closest guy friends treat me like a brother?
Also, there are just too many advantages associated with being an alpha dude... Tall, square jawed, broad shoulders, suave, eloquent, educated - the kind of guy who's every girl's dream and every guy's envy... The kind of guy who will rise to become the leader of the pack even if his capabilities may fall short of it... Appearance, afterall, is what makes the subconscious tick...
A dude in general can say things which would have been deemed unbecoming if it were to come out of a girl's mouth... Just a while ago, a friend told me a certain blah blah... My first thought was 'You lucky bastard' but of course that phrase never came out of my mouth... Although I didn't literally mean that my friend was a bastard but what I really meant was that she's unbelievably lucky... As a girl, I'm compelled to say 'wow that's nice' and not 'you lucky bastard!' That's the difference...
Oh well, I think I'm actually getting a little incoherent and I guess I shall stop here now to avoid endless ranting... For the deluded, no I'm not hinting at a sex change...
Just blogging
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