Of Moons and Wooly Sideburns
Mooooooooooooooonnnnnn RIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
ok luckily no one (or at least those shown on tv) chose this song to sing at the sg idol contest...
it's that time of the year again... we r now staring at the mid autumn festival straight in its face! oopz it seems to have popped a few pimples this year... another unwelcomed meteor must have lodged itself onto its already 'mo beng' face...
and it's that time of the year again to reminisce about chang-er and her ambitious husband, hou yi... that sets this curious (read: irritating) erm thinker to think (obviously) y legend has it that hou yi shot down 9 suns instead of 9 moons... i mean wouldn't that make the story more coherent? the husband shot down 9 moons and the wife flew to the only remaining moon to live forevermore with a rabbit of suspicious origin and a madman chopping down trees in the background... anyway, 9 moons are as scary as 9 suns... can u imagine? NINE MOONS! that's 1 heck of a gravitational pull on the Earth... we may have tides low enough to reveal the mysteries of the deep sea and high enough to swallow lots of coastal cities... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! the apocalypse! NINE MOONS!
so yahz... serious science aside, 9 moons means you'll have to get really thick curtains to shield your precious sleep from their merciless nocturnal glare... it'll be like sleeping in the middle of a football field at 3am in the morning with 9 stadium lights staring at you... i shudder to think...
see, 9 moons r scary stuff, unchartered territory and a nice change to a boring piece of legend... change!
and what does moons have to do with wooly sideburns? nothing! hahaha... unless hou yi had wooly sideburns...
long-dead imperialists had wooly sideburns though... j.c., sir s.r, w.f all had wooly sideburns... i mean... what's with the fashion of the 18th/19th century manz... maybe the women of that time found them attractive... but come on... wooly sideburns?! judging from the few pictures left of these over-sung heroes, those sideburns were SO THICK, they could be used to trap mosquitoes and definitely more than one unsuspecting cockcroach...
I am totally appalled... because one guy in the particular faculty in a particular uni that the particular owner of this blog belongs to is still sporting 18th/19th century style wooly sideburns! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The particular owner of this blog wishes to express her utter disbelief in beholding this spectacular sight in a 21st century, self-professed state of the art university... maybe it's the 'one life, live it' fashion statement mentality... or maybe, it's an accidental waldrobe malfunction...
ok luckily no one (or at least those shown on tv) chose this song to sing at the sg idol contest...
it's that time of the year again... we r now staring at the mid autumn festival straight in its face! oopz it seems to have popped a few pimples this year... another unwelcomed meteor must have lodged itself onto its already 'mo beng' face...
and it's that time of the year again to reminisce about chang-er and her ambitious husband, hou yi... that sets this curious (read: irritating) erm thinker to think (obviously) y legend has it that hou yi shot down 9 suns instead of 9 moons... i mean wouldn't that make the story more coherent? the husband shot down 9 moons and the wife flew to the only remaining moon to live forevermore with a rabbit of suspicious origin and a madman chopping down trees in the background... anyway, 9 moons are as scary as 9 suns... can u imagine? NINE MOONS! that's 1 heck of a gravitational pull on the Earth... we may have tides low enough to reveal the mysteries of the deep sea and high enough to swallow lots of coastal cities... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! the apocalypse! NINE MOONS!
so yahz... serious science aside, 9 moons means you'll have to get really thick curtains to shield your precious sleep from their merciless nocturnal glare... it'll be like sleeping in the middle of a football field at 3am in the morning with 9 stadium lights staring at you... i shudder to think...
see, 9 moons r scary stuff, unchartered territory and a nice change to a boring piece of legend... change!
and what does moons have to do with wooly sideburns? nothing! hahaha... unless hou yi had wooly sideburns...
long-dead imperialists had wooly sideburns though... j.c., sir s.r, w.f all had wooly sideburns... i mean... what's with the fashion of the 18th/19th century manz... maybe the women of that time found them attractive... but come on... wooly sideburns?! judging from the few pictures left of these over-sung heroes, those sideburns were SO THICK, they could be used to trap mosquitoes and definitely more than one unsuspecting cockcroach...
I am totally appalled... because one guy in the particular faculty in a particular uni that the particular owner of this blog belongs to is still sporting 18th/19th century style wooly sideburns! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The particular owner of this blog wishes to express her utter disbelief in beholding this spectacular sight in a 21st century, self-professed state of the art university... maybe it's the 'one life, live it' fashion statement mentality... or maybe, it's an accidental waldrobe malfunction...
