The Attack of the Carpark Monster
Its silver, it's lousy, it's banging the kerb, it's.........................
THE CARPARK MONSTER!
once in a while u'll see a triangle plate going back and forth, back and forth without shifting the car in any logical direction in a little parking lot of a quiet hdb estate... the aforementioned triangle plate may have just obtained his/her license a short while ago and is trying to either a) hone his/her moronic abilities by turning back to the exact same spot each time he/she adjusts the crooked car, b) earnestly trying to park or c) all of the above
cars parked in quiet hdb estates beware! because THE CARPARK MONSTER turns up at the most improbable times! e.g. when the owner is sipping kopi o in a nearby kopitiam or watching 'good morning singapore' 5 floors up...
THE CARPARK MONSTER will try all ways and means to park beside your car, looking sheepishly at your bonnet each time it tries to do that... and if THE CARPARK MONSTER is moronic enough, you'll get a little present on your car door from the revered giant, commonly known as a scratch or a dent...
so dear car owners, for goodness sake, please do not leave your cars in a quiet hdb carpark... because THE CARPARK MONSTER can turn up ANYTIME!
*and it doesn't use the jaws soundtrack to announce its arrival*
THE CARPARK MONSTER!
once in a while u'll see a triangle plate going back and forth, back and forth without shifting the car in any logical direction in a little parking lot of a quiet hdb estate... the aforementioned triangle plate may have just obtained his/her license a short while ago and is trying to either a) hone his/her moronic abilities by turning back to the exact same spot each time he/she adjusts the crooked car, b) earnestly trying to park or c) all of the above
cars parked in quiet hdb estates beware! because THE CARPARK MONSTER turns up at the most improbable times! e.g. when the owner is sipping kopi o in a nearby kopitiam or watching 'good morning singapore' 5 floors up...
THE CARPARK MONSTER will try all ways and means to park beside your car, looking sheepishly at your bonnet each time it tries to do that... and if THE CARPARK MONSTER is moronic enough, you'll get a little present on your car door from the revered giant, commonly known as a scratch or a dent...
so dear car owners, for goodness sake, please do not leave your cars in a quiet hdb carpark... because THE CARPARK MONSTER can turn up ANYTIME!
*and it doesn't use the jaws soundtrack to announce its arrival*
